In light of the recent events unfolding around the contest to win Hannah Montana tickets, the judges have since revisited other questionably truthful letters from fans wishing to win tickets to see their favorite star. Here is a collection of the more dubious ones...
this one is my personal favorite...
"Hello I am J'Twamba Neliiiaki and I am the young princess of Nigeria with a lot of money. Please I need your help I beg you.
There is millions of dollars in my bank but I cannot touch it because of Nigerian banking laws and the political situation (Nigerian). I have talked to my bank and they will transfer all of my money ($9,000,000.03) into your account. You will not have to pay taxes. All I ask is that you send me half of the money back upon the completion of the transfer.
In order to transfer this money into your account, my bank just needs one thing: Hannah Montana tickets for the show that is sold out. If you send these tickets, they will know you are a trustworthy person and we will send you the nine million dollars and the three cents.
If you don't do this my people will suffer for all time and you will be cursed unless you forward this e-mail to ten of your best friends. Thank you."
The RIAA has done a complete about-face on their stance of personal use of recorded music, ensuring them, and all their supporters, their proper placement in the hoary nether-regions of the Infernus.
The first paragraph about the #5 artist is about the funniest thing I have read this year. Seriously. I choked on my taco while reading because i couldnt swallow before the funny hit.
